Intros are overrated. Sure, sometimes you want to build up anticipation for that first line, but confident songwriters don’t rely on buildup, they get straight to the good stuff. “The Distance,” “Lump” and “Sex And Candy” all start their first verse in second 0, forcing you to sit up and pay attention. (Weezer might have pulled this move off best on “Buddy Holly;” that song isn’t here but their social anxiety anthem “El Scorcho” is.) While none of these songs are wacky enough to treat as novelties, they contain some solid jokes - and some admittedly sick jokes (looking at you Primus).